"you need to make this appointment yourself"
I have no words.
really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
A lion, tiger, and bear cub were found in a drug dealer’s basement in 2001. They were moved to Noah’s Ark sanctuary and have lived together as inseparable best friends ever since. Source
I did a thing
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY