The Mind's Insanity

dumbkili:

megamaximumpower:

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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I have no words.

really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4

parallelpie:

bonus:

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

did-you-kno:

A lion, tiger, and bear cub were found in a drug dealer’s basement in 2001. They were moved to Noah’s Ark sanctuary and have lived together as inseparable best friends ever since.  Source

did-you-kno:

A lion, tiger, and bear cub were found in a drug dealer’s basement in 2001. They were moved to Noah’s Ark sanctuary and have lived together as inseparable best friends ever since. Source

susiron:

I did a thing

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

kineticpsychopathy:

misterrockett:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold

Spectacular.

Perfect

zeekubeast:

snaggle-teeth:

The weirdest fucking thing I saw in NY. And it cost $400.

BEARTAUR

zeekubeast:

snaggle-teeth:

The weirdest fucking thing I saw in NY. And it cost $400.

BEARTAUR

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

ask-gallows-callibrator:

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY