sometimes i’m like ‘jesus christ tumblr is awful’ but i remember that at least it can’t come close to comparing to the sad bitterness of the people who live on twitter. checked in on the site and currently there are thousands of people losing their minds yelling at some random woman on there because she made a tweet about how she likes to sit in her garden in the mornings and have long conversations with her husband. so you have people replying with stuff like 'UMMMM some people don’t have gardens OP, this is a really tone deaf thing to post :/’ yeah tumblr wins every time
of course, whenever something like this occurs, the next step is that people online have to dig something up in order to retroactively justify whatever they’re doing, so people are rooting through her old tweets to find some antivax posts. which is bad! but 1) those posts were clearly dug up after people were losing their shit over a random stranger posting something nice about their life; it’s just a convenient post-hoc justification for something that would have occurred either way, and 2) even if someone is a really shitty, terrible person, even beyond the fact that nobody was aware of this while they were being a bunch of miserable weirdos, my instinct when a stranger posts something nice is never to complain about how them being happy is insensitive to me, a person they’ve never heard of before? even if they’re a bad person? like that still says something about you as an individual right? it’s so clearly irrelevant to what’s going on here and yet it was such an inevitable result of this because this is how twitter interactions work. that’s the script. time is a flat circle
To be fair if I recall that the person is someone who purposefully tries to get people to live like they do so posting about something that they can do that most can’t(like the majority of people can’t spend 3+ hours every morning with their SO) and pushing it as a cure for every “sad” feeling they may have gotten.
People attacking them is still trashy behavior but it definitely was more like when say a billionaire says “you just need to save money and then you’ll be rich like me” when they inherited millions and a company and then everyone points out “we don’t all have rich parents”.
If someone is putting themselves out there like a life coach for the general populace but then posting out how they use something that the general populace doesn’t have access to it’s unsurprising that the general populace doesn’t respond positively.
Twitter is still trash though and I hope it goes under and takes Elon Musk with it though.
I just hope the artists have backups of their art though.
Notice how the wife is in the background waving for help before she plans to toss her son into the river, she wishes the husband would look at her, but the husband only cares for MEAT– pay attention to these themes for they will show up later.
wife is still in the background and MEAT is still in the foreground, but she is happy this time in her virginal white dress and all is right with the world. There son has yet to be tossed into the river.
TWO children now with a girl child learning to dispense not only MEAT but alcohol, the wife is in the background, but her smile is frozen and stiff on her face. She knows what the raggedy anne doll at the bottom knows.
everyone is so fucking HYPED for this new meat STICK– no longer limited to the round, finite circle. The father is the most excited of all. Watch as friend Tommy enters the scene from the background and the wife is now wearing pink instead of white. She will never return to her perfect unknowing ways.
1950s gay fucking panic. the circular meat is burning. the wife is wearing red. Jimmy and Tommy are going to go on a “fishing trip” and he won’t look her in the eye when they return. The other wife in white lives in ignorance, but not for long as DOUBT enters her expression.
the wife has finally taken center stage. She sets the table without looking at her husband who stands guiltily with his weird magic stick in the background. The daughter rushes away from her brother who has emerged from the river to hover across the ground and seek vengeance.
They are a broken family with only MEAT in the center left to remain.
being a fine arts student isn’t so hard.
the brother and sister in that last one is basically
Easy #3 I could do a fun job and get paid more than enough that I’d be able to pay authors and get some of the amazing AO3 writers out there to write all they want. #5 I know Terry Pratchet would be one author for SURE, the other I think I may choose Mary Shelley. I’d also commission them both to work with Neil Gaiman on a new novel series together. I’d pay them to write it and I’d pay for it to be printed and given free a copy to every library and fund a series to be made of it.
Also Mary would be given room and board for free, can’t just bring back a novelist from a century+ ago and just let her live on the streets!
With #3 I could take my time traveling but #1 would be within my grasp(it doesn’t say anytime so the Library of Alexandria is out) I don’t need more time, and if I remembered every book perfectly I wouldn’t get the joy of re-reading my favorites. I don’t want to write, I want to read. I only write because someone hasn’t written exactly what I want to read. I don’t want to be Aziraphale either so I’d rather work in a library and give books for free than sell them and I’d use some of my extra money to run reading programs to help get everyone able to read things. I’d help sponsor programs to allow people to borrow reading tablets with hundreds and thousands of books on them so even where it would be expensive to fly in the weight of books they may still have access to them. (Along with solar charging devices for some of the more out of the way places). It wouldn’t be a perfect adaption of #7 but it would do well enough.
I’m sorry about last night delay due to reasons: I’ve lost sleep for 2 days in a row due to mosquito bites and said bites even gave me an allergic reaction to the point i couldn’t stay focused on writing the dialogue down.
I hope that the wait was worth it and I won’t disappoint you with this one. As planned, there will be 3 parts, and the next part will be the final one in this whole…comic thingy.
OMFG THIS IS SO GREAT AND AMAZING AND I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
So here is a short comic i’ve been working for 3 weeks, about old wounds and untold secrets between those fools.
I also have this headcanon that angels would cry blood when they’re emotionally distressed (and considering how many eyes Zira has, oh boy…)
I’m sorry if there’s anywhere that looks unpolished, has weird dialog or just overall not good, I apologize. I tried my best.
I’m not sure about making a continuation of this (potentially nsfw or sth if the last page means anything) , maybe it’s up to you guys to decide if its even acceptable or anything.
FAKE TRANS DOCUMENTARY/ORGANIZATION: Here’s the ridiculous
story about how extreme the far-right is willing to go to dehumanize trans
people. I was nearly tricked into doing an elaborate anti-trans documentary by
Matt Walsh’s film crew this month. It started with an email from the “Gender
Unity Project” a couple weeks ago. They claimed they were doing a film on the
trans community and gave me names of well-known trans individuals and surgeons
they had interviewed. It all seemed normal at first. I even talked to the
producer (Makenna Lynn Waters) on the phone beforehand. She sounded like a
well-meaning cis film graduate who was just curious about the trans community.
When we chatted, she claimed the documentary was
self-funded. I was suspicious because she had finished college recently, but
figured she was just rich (who has that kind of money?). Later, she told me the
individual they were interviewing in Chicago had suddenly canceled (this
happens, but is still sus). Then she offered to fly me to Nashville: where Matt
Walsh lives. They finally sent me a release form this morning, which strangely
didn’t have the name of the company on it. So, I looked up the Gender Unity
Project. It used a registered agent to shield the company owners. It’s dubious
but sometimes registered agents simply make it easier to incorporate. Then I
looked Makenna Lynn up. Her name didn’t show up anywhere.
After some heavy Google searching, I realized she used her
middle name as her last in our emails. I found the IMDB page of her real name
(Makenna Waters). It turns out she’s a producer for the Matt Walsh show! That’s
not a red flag: that’s a gun to your face. If you’re not familiar, Matt Walsh
is a white supremacist who makes a living denying the basic humanity of trans
people. She wasn’t just a producer for his show: she worked on over 200
episodes of it! I finally found her Twitter, which features videos of Walsh berating
protesters and Ben Shapiro doing his usual BS.
I decided to look closer into the “Gender Unity Project.”
After searching its state registration number, I learned it was registered to
Justin Folk, a white supremacist documentarian who works for Matt Walsh and
Prager U. His initials (jrkfolk) were also listed in the release I thankfully
refused to sign. So, if you’re contacted by these slimy assholes, don’t respond.
The last thing we need right now is another “gotcha” anti-trans documentary!
Stay alert and take any media personalities with a grain of salt.
so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.
someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo
PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭
if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf
any time ive brought this up to anyone they’re like “i don’t support their ideals but their food is still so good” like they can’t learn how to make a fucking chicken sandwich
this is good info to have the only thing i’m gonna say is that the doc has the chic fil a sauce wrong: u mix 1 part honey mustard and 1 part barbecue and add (to taste) a smidge of garlic/onion powder
